Post by kitty on Jun 29, 2009 17:54:21 GMT -5
•This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
•In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
•Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
•Americans never recognize an idea unless it has white wings or a forked tail.
•I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
•I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work.
•I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
•I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!
•I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!
•Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say "Storms suck!".
•I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
•Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
•It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?
•With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
•Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
•Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you.
•In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
•On the other hand, you have different fingers.
•Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
•In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
•Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
•Americans never recognize an idea unless it has white wings or a forked tail.
•I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
•I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work.
•I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
•I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!
•I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!
•Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say "Storms suck!".
•I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
•Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
•It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?
•With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
•Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
•Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you.
•In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
•On the other hand, you have different fingers.
•Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
